Training Table

Tonight on the way home from daycare we drove by the Training Table restaurant.  Xavier asked what's that.  I told him it's the Training Table.  Amelia said Xavier it's where they train on tables, they train dancing on tables.

Fish

Amelia:  Mom if you eat fish do you have to eat their eye balls?
Me: No, you chop off it's head.
Amelia:  Oh good, I don't have to eat it's boogers either.

Where does my child get this stuff.

Whack-a-mole

We were watching TV when a commercial for whack-a-mole came on. Amelia says " I can't have that game I might whack Xavier in the head with it". At least she's honest...