Jul 6, 2012

Money

Today we went to the bank and changed out Amelia's coins for cash.  We then went to and bought her a mermaid Lalaloopsy.

We went to Grammie's house to show her what Amelia bought.

Grammie:  How much did you pay for your Lalaloopsy?
Amelia: $35.00
Grammie: You shouldn't buy anything unless it is on sale.  If it was on sale for $28.00 you would still have $7.00 in your pocket.
Amelia: No it would be in my pocket we had the money in bags.

May 15, 2012

Las Vegas

Tonight on the way home from school Amelia asked when can we go to Las Vegas?  I asked her why she wanted to go to Las Vegas.  She told me I want to go and see God.  I told her God wasn't in Las Vegas and she couldn't see God until she died.  She said well Mom I didn't know he wasn't in Las Vegas.

Nov 30, 2011

Training Table

Tonight on the way home from daycare we drove by the Training Table restaurant.  Xavier asked what's that.  I told him it's the Training Table.  Amelia said Xavier it's where they train on tables, they train dancing on tables.

Nov 18, 2011

Fish

Amelia:  Mom if you eat fish do you have to eat their eye balls?
Me: No, you chop off it's head.
Amelia:  Oh good, I don't have to eat it's boogers either.

Where does my child get this stuff.

Nov 9, 2011

Whack-a-mole

We were watching TV when a commercial for whack-a-mole came on. Amelia says " I can't have that game I might whack Xavier in the head with it". At least she's honest...

Sep 10, 2011

Potty

We took the long way home from the fair.  By Kennecott Amelia stated she needed to go potty and couldn't wait until we got home.  I pulled over to the side of the road and took her into the bushes to go potty.  As she is going potty she tells me "Mom, I'm just like a cow peeing in the bushes"

Scarecrow

We went to Chick-fil-A for dinner on kids night.  They had the kids color a scarecrow. 

On the way home Amelia said, "Mom look at my scarecrow",
I said "Good job.  Do you know what scarecrows are used for?"
Amelia: "Mom did you know scarecrows are made out of dead humans and clothes no one wants?"
Me:  "Oh really?"
Amelia: "Yes, that's why they look like us"