Potty

We took the long way home from the fair.  By Kennecott Amelia stated she needed to go potty and couldn't wait until we got home.  I pulled over to the side of the road and took her into the bushes to go potty.  As she is going potty she tells me "Mom, I'm just like a cow peeing in the bushes"

Scarecrow

We went to Chick-fil-A for dinner on kids night.  They had the kids color a scarecrow. 

On the way home Amelia said, "Mom look at my scarecrow",
I said "Good job.  Do you know what scarecrows are used for?"
Amelia: "Mom did you know scarecrows are made out of dead humans and clothes no one wants?"
Me:  "Oh really?"
Amelia: "Yes, that's why they look like us"