Didn't you learn anything?

Amelia was being a pest at dinner. Michale told her to watch her drink so she didn't spill it. She responded "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." He then asked her "Didn't you learn anything today about listening?" She replied "No, I didn't go to school today.". I started laughing and Michael said I don't even know what to say to that.

This is for you

Tonight Michael comes down from putting Amelia to bed and hands me her princess crown and tells me Amelia said:

"Give this to Mommy.  Tell her it is from her honey and that he got it from Walmart in isle 10 right next to the lamps."

I honestly don't know where she comes up with this stuff.

Starts with...

Amelia:  Mommy what does Grammie start with?
Me: G
Amelia: No, Grammie starts with gram like gram cracker.  What does Nana start with?
Me: N
Amelia: No, Nana starts with Ba like banana.