My Bum Talks to Me

Michael:  Amelia do you need to go potty?
Amelia: No Daddy I'm just scratching my bum, because when I need to go pee or poo my bum talks to me.  I'm serious Daddy my bum talks to me. (yes, she was dead serious when telling him this)
Michael: Laughs uncontrollably.

What do you do with a scurvy princess?

Today Amelia was singing:

What do you do with a scurvy princess,
What do you do with a scurvy princess,
What do you do with a scurvy princess?

Make her go to the tower.

Rain

Amelia: Mommy do you know where rain comes from?
Me: Clouds
Amelia: Nope.  You take a big bucket and fill it to the top and then pour it over the ground and it makes a big storm.  The more water you can get in the bucket the bigger the storm.