Shake it

We were at Kohls shopping for our Easter outfits.  I was in the woman's section and right across from the woman's section is intimates.  Amelia walked across the isle and pulled a control slip off of the rack, holds it in front of herself and said "Mommy you know you want this so you can shake it shake it shake it".  While she is singing shake it shake it shake it, she is swinging her hips and the slip. 

Smarter than Daddy

Amelia: Daddy I'm smarter than you and I'm 4.  I'm very smart.  Just think how smart I will be when I'm 5 years old.
Michael: You are very smart, but Daddy is wise.
Amelia:  I will be wise when I get older too.

Hair

Amelia: Daddy tummy hair is gross
Michael: Really?
Amelia: Yup, so is hair on your face
Michael: Oh
Amelia: And hair on your back is gross. If you have hair there you're a monster.

If you don't eat

Amelia was with Grammie and told her "If you don't eat your batteries go dead, then your bones fall out and then you turn into plastic".