Sugar

Amelia was eating a sucker and asked Mommy is this sugar?  I told her yes it is sugar that has been melted and flavor added to it.  She then tells me Mommy did you know sugar goes to your feet because it can't stay in your tummy because it can't breathe.  It can only breathe in your feet.

Surprise

Amelia at the McDonalds drive-thru:

Mom did you know if you don't get a toy with your lunch your Mommy told them you were bad and you can't have a surprise.  But if you're good you get a surprise.

Bossy Pants

Me: Amelia do you want some blueberries?
Amelia: Yes
Me: Okay I'll go get them
Amelia: Now (I guess I didn't go fast enough)
Me: Okay Miss Bossy Pants I'll go get them
Amelia: I'm not Miss Bossy Pants, I'm not pants I'm a girl.

Cold

Tonight we went and bought frogurt. This was our conversation on the way home.

Amelia: This frogurt is really cold
Me: It's supposed to be cold, it's ice cream
Amelia: next time tell them to not put a lot of cold in it. I can't eat it when it's to cold.

Joke

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they do not have chairs.