Date

We were at Olive Garden for dinner.
Amelia: We're on a date
Me: Oh, we're on a Mommy, Daddy, and kids date?
Amelia: No! we are supposed to talk about ourself and get to know eachother date.

I think she has watched too much Enchanted.

Flowers

We were walking through Target and Amelia found fabric flowers.  She wanted them so she picked two of them.  As we were walking through the store she says "Mommy with all of these flowers I look like I'm married."  I said, "Oh, really"  Amelia said "Yes, married people get lots of flowers"

Nonsense

Papa and Amelia were sitting on the bed counting rocks.  One fell off of the bed onto the floor.

Papa: You better pick that rock up off the floor.
Amelia:  I will later:
Papa: You better do it now so you don't forget.
Amelia:  That's nonsense! I dont' forget!

Frosting

At daycare today for Valentines day Amelia made cookies. She told Michael while he was getting her ready for bed "Daddy we made a cookie at dayschool. I put candycorns and frosting on it. Because the cookie had too much sugar and I was sick and sugar is not good for my sick tummy. I only ate the frosting."

Marriage

Amelia:  Mommy I'm going to marry brother when I grow up.
Me:  You can't marry your brother.
Amelia:  Not now, when we grow up.
Me:  You can't marry your brother when you grow up either.
Amelia:  Why not?
Me:  It's against the law.
Amelia:  Well then who will I marry when I grow up.
Me:  I don't know, you'll find out when you grow up.
Amelia:  Fine!

Turkey's

Amelia asked me "Mom why can't I fly like an eagle when I'm surrounded by turkeys?"  Boy, isn't that so true to life.

Babyzilla

When I walked down stairs yesterday the train track was wrecked.  When I went to pick Amelia up from daycare I asked her what happened to the train track she said babyzilla attacked it.  I asked her who is babyzilla.  She told me Xavier is babyzilla and he really likes to eat train tracks.