My Tummy Hurts

Amelia: My tummy hurts
Dad: Why does you tummy hurt?
Amelia: because when candy goes crazy in your tummy it makes your tummy hurt.

Tinkerbell

Michael:  Oh no, the dump truck has kidnapped Tinkerbell
Amelia:  (runs over to the dump truck and becomes Tinkerbell) Help, Help I can't get out
Michael:  Fly out to get away
Amelia:  I can't
Michael:  Yes you can, you have wings you can fly
Amelia:  tearing the wings off of Tinkerbell says I can't fly my wings broke off
Michael: What?  You're wings can't break off.
Amelia:  They did, I can't fly come and help me.

Michael ended up helping Tinkerbell out of the dump truck and did emergency surgery to reattach her wings.

I'm a doll

Amelia has been obsessed with Toy Story 2.  She loves to pretend she is Jesse and Xavier is Woody.  She was pretending to be Jesse when Grammie asked her if she needed to go potty.  Amelia told her "I'm Jesse, I'm a toy we don't pee, we just pretend to pee."