Mom's crazy

Amelia was playing with her tinkerbell cell phone.  She handed me the phone and said I needed to talk to Tinkerbell.  I took the phone and said "Hi, how are you doing?  Oh really.  Nope she can't talk right now she is going to take her nap.  Okay bye."  I gave the phone back to Amelia.  She then dialed on the phone and said "I can talk.  My Mom's crazy and doesn't know what she is saying.  I'm not taking a nap."  Then went on talking to Tinkerbell about her day.

Not the same

Amelia: Daddy's not the same
Me: What do you mean Daddy's not the same
Amelia: He's not white
Me: Yes he is
Amelia: No he's not.  I'm white, your white, and baby's white
Me: So is Daddy
Amelia: No he's not the same
Me: What color is Daddy then?
Amelia: Brown.  He's not the same.
Me: Yes he is.  Just because he is darker than us doesn't mean he is different.  He's still a person
Amelia: Mama he's not the same.

Ariel is a mermaid. She lives in the sea. But she doen't live in a pineapple under the sea. 

Dopey

Mom Dopey can't talk because he doesn't have teeth. You have to have teeth to talk.