Daddy doesn't listen

Amelia: Mommy, Daddy didn't listen to me.
Michael: Yes I was listening to you.
Amelia: No you didn't. I said pick me up and you didn't pick me up.
Michael: You didn't tell me to pick you up
Amelia: Yes I did. I said it quietly. You're not listening this year.
Michael: I do listen.
Amelia: Not this year huh Mommy he doesn't listen.
Me: Nope and you don't listen all of the time either.
Amelia: Yes I do.
Michael: There's no winning this one.

He'll blode

While eating dinner I told Xavier "I think I made you way too much food bud". Amelia replied " you don't give him too much Mama he'll blode".

Dinner

We were at Sweet Tomatoes for dinner. 

Me: I'm so proud of you for eating all of your dinner.
Amelia: I love dinner.  It makes me grow big and strong.
Me: Yes it does.
Amelia: (standing up) Look Mama I'm growing bigger now (as she reaches her arms up to the sky)
Me: Wow

Movie Theater

Amelia and I went to see Toy Story 3.  We were sitting in the theater waiting for the movie to start.  The previews started playing and Amelia said to me "It's so loud I can hear it in my butt".  Only a three year old would think of that.

Juice

Amelia:  Mommy guess what.
Me: What?
Amelia:  I know how to make juice and frosting.
Me: You do?  How do you make frosting?
Amelia:  I don't know.
Me:  You just told me you know how to make juice and frosting.
Amelia:  I do.
Me:  How do you make juice?
Amelia: You need juice, frosting and a spoon.
Me:  Then what?
Amelia:  Put them in a bowl and stir really fast.  Only girls can make juice.  Boys don't know how so I have to make it for them.
Me:  Oh really.
Amelia: Yes Mommy, boys don't know how to make anything.

Song In My Tummy

Laurie Berkner has a song called Song In My Tummy. It goes like this:

I've got a song in my tummy
And it wants to come out
I've got a song in my tummy
I've got a song in my tummy
And it wants to come out
I've got a song in my tummy
I've got a song in my tummy
And it wants to come out
And when it does I'm gonna sing and shout

This is Amelia's version:

I got a job in my tush
and it wants to come out
I got a job in my tush
I got a job in my tush
and it wants to come out
I got a job in my tush
and it wants to come out
and when it does I gonna scream and shout
I got a job in my tush

Then her second verse is
I got a sock in my tummy
and it wants to come out
I got a sock in my tummy
I got a sock in my tummy
and it wants to come out
I got a sock in my tummy
and it wants to come out
and when it does I gonna scream and shout
I got a sock in my tummy

It's not a living room it's a car garage

Amelia was playing with her toy cars in the living room.  I went in to see what she was doing:

Amelia:  "Mommy go away only cars are allowed in here.  This is the car garage"
Me: "Okay, but you're not a car so why do you get to stay?"
Amelia:  "Because I'm the teacher and we are planning a birthday party"
Me  "Who is having a birthday party?"
Amelia:  "Panda"
Me:  "Panda is not a car so why does Panda get to stay"
Amelia:  "Because it's his party"

I guess I should have known.

Woof

We were on the way to the zoo and Amelia said "Mommy I want to ride on the wolf" (she pronounced it woof).  I told her "It's wolf not woof".  Amelia said "Okay, Mommy can I ride on the coyote?"

Questions

Grammy if you don't have a door how do you get out of your house?

How do ducks swim in the water if there isn't any water?

How do you play hide and seek if you don't have a tree to hide behind?