Daddy's in time-out

Michael spilled my drink and I was angry about it.  I was cleaning up the mess and Amelia told Michael "Daddy your in time-out for spilling Mommy's drink and making her mad.  All she wants to be is happy and you spill her drink and make her mad.  You're not supposed to make her mad she just wants to be happy.  Now you tell Mommy you're sorry."  Michael told me he was sorry.  Amelia then told him "Okay Daddy you can come out of time out. Now give me a hug and don't ever do that again."

I'm so smart

Today we were driving in the car.  Amelia asked Grammie "Do you know where the ocean lives?" Grammie replied "no". Amelia then told her "At the beach.  I'm so smart."

Amelia after going potty

Amelia had finished going potty.  She has this facination with having us look after she is finished going potty.  This was our conversation:

Amelia: Mommy look at my pee pee.
Me: I can't right now I'm feeding Xavier
Amelia: Mommy look
Me: Okay
Amelia: Is my pee pee beautiful?
Me: Laughing, oh yes it is a beautiful yellow
Amelia: Does my pee pee smell beautiful?
Me: No! pee pee stinks
Amelia then leans over the potty and smells and said Mommy your wrong it smells beautiful
Me: No Amelia pee pee stinks, that's why we flush it.
Amelia: Mommy does my pee pee taste so yummy for my tummy?
Me: No sweetie pee pee is yucky we don't taste pee pee that's why it goes in the potty and gets flushed down the toilet.

She was then finished with her pee pee and went onto playing.